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Glo-Shit!

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Alia Bhatt doesn’t know what BJP stands for! How do you respond to these? I think of 2 typical responses: 1. Share it, fight against friends with different favourite actors and develop enemies 2. Lol! Alternately, do you say "why should I care about what actresses say other than their dimensions?" Hell, you sound like a reckless student who spent more time on XXX than on your total study time, but that would probably be the 3rd favourable answer. But at some point, you may have pitied many of your friends like me who choose option 1 and fight on   this “Indian shit ”. I define it as that shit which one shouldn’t give a shit about. Global awareness of  shit : I remember when I was westernized at some point in my life. I meant I initially loved Justin Bieber and later hated him by seeing the number of dislikes on Youtube for his “ Baby ” song. I watched a lot of TV Series and movies too and started making my own jokes of Leonardo De Caprio  a

Why Indian cinema needs more Bold Actresses!

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Hello to all the lovers of Indian adult cinema! This post is for guys to feel hot and girls to be cool! And yes, this post is meant to attract attention through vulgar content. Now, you're up for it!  What is a common thing that you can see in the romantic scenes of Indian films ? The heroine moves her head horizontally when the hero starts the foreplay. However, she’s the one helping the guy to strip/seduce her ultimately. For example, in this-- (no further details required I think!) Tanu runs towards Emraan for a kiss. (Aashiq Banaya Apne) Tanu feeling shy and forceful! (Aashiq Banaya Apne) I know you wouldn't want to read after seeing this, but still ...(Thoda sa samhalo usko!) Have you ever wondered why the heck in “Aashiq Banaya Apne” does Tanushree Datta resist Emraan stripping her, when she herself runs to him for a kiss? Well, you might say that “all Indian girls are like that only. They want everything from inside but boy should do all”. It ma